I Pooped Today Stress Relief Putty - Poop Gag Gift for Adults, Stocking Stuffers, Over-The-Hill, Black

I Pooped Today Stress Relief PuttyIf you’ve been counting the days since your last triumphant dump, you know how much stress can build up. When the doo-doo dam breaks, you can flush away the tension you’ve been holding onto too with I Pooped Today Stress Relief Putty. Your colon and your soul will feel so relaxed!If you haven’t had the pleasure of releasing that stubborn kraken yet, Pooped Today Putty is awesome for you too! Think of it as your bowels’ personal good luck charm! As you squish and squeeze the black therapy putty through your hands, visualize a bathroom victory. This hilarious stress putty for adults is will help bring some relief while you wait for the main event!Funny Poop Gift for the Friends and FamilyI Pooped Today Stress Relief Putty is a hilarious poop gift for adults who could use some extra luck in the dookie department. It’s compact enough to fit in a desk, purse, or bathroom cabinet, so they can grab and go when they have to go. It’s a fun idea for care packages, stocking stuffers, gift baskets, birthday presents, Secret Santa gifts, White Elephant parties, or office gift exchanges.Tin measures approximately 85 mm and holds about 60 g of putty.FOR NOVELTY USE ONLY

• RELEASE ALL THAT PENT-UP TENSION – When your greatest wish is to drop a deuce, you know the meaning of being bound up by stress. Keep some I Pooped Today Putty on hand to squeeze and squish all that crappy stress away.
• STRESS RELIEF AT YOUR FINGERTIPS – It’s hard to let go when you’re stressing about not going. Relax your mind with I Pooped Today Stress Putty and your guts just may follow suit. And, when you doo…celebrate the victory!
• DELIGHTFULLY CRAPPY GIFT FOR ANY OCCASION – This light-hearted novelty gift is perfect for the buddy who spends so much time in the bathroom, he refers to it as his office. It’s an awesome gag gift for any special occasion, including birthdays, holidays, retirement, Over-the-Hill parties, or just because someone could use a laugh. The funny novelty putty is also a great choice for white elephant and Secret Santa gift exchanges or grab bag prize for parties.
• THIS PUTTY NEVER DRIES OUT – Everyone poops, so I Pooped Today Stress Relief Putty is the perfect fit for anyone’s stocking. Not only is it a goofy surprise to find in a Christmas stocking, but it’s also useful for relaxing away anxiety through therapeutic play.
• SPECIALLY DESIGNED TO SOOTHE AWAY STRESS: Release tension as you soften the specially-formulated, black putty by squeezing and stretching it in your hands. Playing and relaxing at the same time is double the win for anyone.